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Back from Richmond

Monday, October 31st, 2005

We just got back from Richmond. It was a long trip, but we had a great time.

My family and a friend’s family enjoyed a great dinner at the Tobacco Company on Sunday night. This was the first time I had ever ate there, but the food, service, and atmosphere were really great.

Then today, I got to raise my right hand and swear to be a great attorney, which took less than a minute. However, about an hour and a half was spent listening to the over 900 names be called out.

I was “fortunate” enough to be in the “out of state” section, which means we got to sit in the back, be the last ones called, and had no school-provided reception. But, hey, I am not complaining. This also meant I was sitting with the same folks who graduated from Harvard, Yale, etc. (not exactly a bad crowd) :)

Thanks again to everyone who left a comment offering their congratulations.

Virginia Blog Carnival IX

Monday, October 31st, 2005

The latest Virginia Blog Carnival is up over at RiverCity Rapids.

Go check it out.

Not her first choice

Monday, October 31st, 2005
The real fishermen that might catch this post know that fishing on the coast often is at its peak in the fall. I've been dreaming of a fall fishing trip to the North Carolina coast for years. Work has always...

Where’s Bugs?

Monday, October 31st, 2005
Okay, I've witnessed something very disturbing tonight on television. It was scarier than Dawn of the Dead, it was more horrible than Scream 2, and it was on the Cartoon Network...it's a commercial for a toy called Spongebob SplitPants, and it's real. What the heck is going on here? We all suspected that Spongebob was gay, that was a given, but what are they thinking when they make a toy that bends over and splits its pants? Who exactly are they marketing this to? Why do they have little boys in the commercial also bending over and laughing as he splits his pants? What is the whole point of it, and what am I missing? This is very disturbing and I am glad my kids are old enough to despise Spongebob.



Which brings me to the question....where is Bugs Bunny when you need him? I don't mean the new, evil looking one, I mean the old wise-cracking, politically incorrect one. I've searched and searched and cannot find him anywhere on cable. My kids report he hasn't been on in a looooong time. Such a shame the youth of today is missing out on him. Hey laughing boy, I think the kids today need a healthy dose of Bugs.



I'm beginning to think these Japanese drawn cartoons (their revenge for WWII) and disturbing characters (Barney, Teletubbies, Spongebob, etc.) are what's screwing up the kids today. Maybe that's why there's all of a sudden such a high ADD rate. With the cartoons of today the kids don't have to think, they just have to be zombieized. C'mon, Spongebob Split Pants....what the hell is that about???? That's freaking scary. Ok, we had our share of lame cartoons too like Huckleberry Hound. Annoying wasn't he? I think he's now a neighbor of mine. Or Pepe Le Peu, a smelly sex fiend and French to boot. Or Quick Draw Magraw, only bearable as El Kabong, and that damn Magilla Gorilla still has his crappy theme song permanently embedded in my brain, but they weren't "disturbing", and didn't have "hidden" meanings as I suspect a lot of these new characters do. Maybe part of the problem is that there's so much airspace to fill....24 hour cartoon networks, PBS, and the like. In my day there were Saturday mornings. Period.



No bullets left. BOOM!!!! Whaddayou know, one bullet left. You know it's pretty sad when the best new cartoons are the ones really made for adults. Doh!

Why I’m not following the Kaine logic on the death penalty

Monday, October 31st, 2005
In this post, my fellow Virginia lawyer at Blawg De Novo wrote:

"As a Catholic (and a lawyer), I can tell you Kaine’s logic is very easy to understand. The disconnect appears to be with those who have difficulty understanding the ability to separate the individual religious view from the oath of office, a concept apparently as novel today as it was when it was drafted into the Constitution."

I'm not following the logic, and so I wrote this comment:

"It appears to me that a governor’s oath of office does not require him to 'enforce' the death penalty. To the contrary, under the Virginia Constitution and by statute, the power without limitation to commute a death sentence in any (or every) case is vested solely in the Governor. Va. Code § 53.1-229. If there are substantive limits on the Governor’s discretion, I don’t know what they are, short of malfeasance or corruption that would justify removal from office."

In other words, the point is not that there is a conflict between Virginia law and Mr. Kaine's views on the death penalty, but rather the opposite: the law would empower Mr. Kaine as governor to do whatever he sees fit in dealing with death penalty cases. Certainly, every governor should be vigilant in the exercise of his power of executive clemency. One would expect, however, that a Governor with a categorical objection to the death penalty might be more expansive in his use of that power, in ways that many Virginians might find objectionable.

Endorsements Mean Nothing, Really. But They Can Be Fun

Monday, October 31st, 2005
Recently Kilo wondered why some of us place so much importance on endorsements by area newspapers. Your local fish wrap (thanks Norm) endorses Billy Bob for School Board (or State Senate, doesn't matter) and you immediately decide "hey, they think he's the best choice, so that's who I'll vote for" or "that cuts it, if they endorse her, I know I need to vote for the other guy". Party doesn't

Caption Contest #25 winners

Monday, October 31st, 2005
Well, it is Monday, so you know what that means? Time to announce the results of the CC Caption Contest! Here is the pic: Here is this week's winner: Inspired by Kilgore campaign ads, Trump hired a twin brother, then declared that he was in fact the good-looking one. [...]

Are you bored?

Monday, October 31st, 2005
Are you bored? Time on your hands? Check this out .

Monday, October 31st, 2005


View of the New River at the VA/WV border near Glen Lyn, VA. Taken while on motorcycle ride on dirt roads and smaller semi-paved backroads.

Knees Are Jerking In Roanoke

Monday, October 31st, 2005
Today at 201 Campbell Ave. in Roanoke, six pairs of knees jerked in unison. Soon an editorial will blast Bush for not attempting to "find common ground" with the liberal Democrats in the Senate. There will be cries of despair that a presumed "litmus test" regarding Roe v. Wade has been applied. Never mind that in the Times offices another litmus test has been applied, and failed. Tommy and crew

Heard at the courthouse

Monday, October 31st, 2005
Whenever a couple of lawyers have to wait a few minutes in a room together, they started telling stories.

Here's one I heard today, about a case before Judge Glen Williams years ago:

The client worked for a potato chip company. He went to a grocery store and began stocking his goods, when a man came up to him and said, "are you the potato chip man?" The client replied that he supposed he was, in fact, the potato chip man. Without another word, the other man proceeded to hit him over the head.

It turns out, the other man's wife had been in the store earlier in the day and when she came home, she told her husband that "the potato chip man" had pinched her fanny.

Political gripes on Halloween

Monday, October 31st, 2005
This News & Advance piece is notable for a Top Five list: "Five reasons why it’s a bad idea for a party not to run a candidate against a sitting incumbent of the other party."

Virginia Blog Carnival Is Up

Monday, October 31st, 2005
This week's edition of the Virginia Blog Carnival is up. And it's a doozy. Check it out over at River City Rapids . And be sure to leave kind words for ol' Snoop. He worked hard at getting the Carnival out on time for us.

Those Top 100 Novels

Monday, October 31st, 2005


There was a time when I devoured novels... but not the "good stuff." I read mostly pulp. These days, 90% of what I read is non-fiction and theology, so I'm still not reading the good novels... nonetheless, I have managed to actually read a few (a very few) of the novels in Time's Top 100. Here's my list:

The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe: C.S. Lewis
It's hard to argue that Lewis ever wrote a work of fiction that was better than this, although I'd suggest that Till We Have Faces is just as good.

Animal Farm: George Orwell
I read it as a teen and loved it, congratulating myself on having both enjoyed and understood a smart, funny novel. Of course, every time I re-read it, I get something new out of it and tell myself that I've never really understood it before.

Catch 22: Joseph Heller
So subversive, so much fun. I think everyone should read it by the time they're 25.

The Painted Bird: Jerzey Kosinski
Kosinski claimed (some say falsely) that this was based on his experiences as an orphan during World War II. The controversy over the degree to which it is fact-based has overshadowed the work itself, for many people. That's a shame. This is an amazingly powerful book. There are images in the book that are very believable, and others that seem to be presented as a child's fantastic interpretation of what he's seen. The line blurs again and again, lending all of it an other-worldly feel. It's not a pleasant book to read, and some of the images are grotesque and horrifying enough to stay with you forever... but given the subject matter (war through the eyes of a child), that's probably appropriate.

Slaughterhouse Five: Kurt Vonnegut
I suppose it's legit to argue that this is Vonnegut's best work. People who've read all of his stuff, however, are always going to have their own favorites, and I've never met a Vonnegut fan who names SH5 as his or her pick. I suppose my two favorites are Cat's Cradle and Breakfast of Champions, although SH5 is probably a fitting and appropriate way to introduce yourself to Vonnegut's stuff.

Here's a list of books on the list that I have started and never completed:

The Catcher In The Rye: J.D. Sallinger
I've tried to read it a couple of times and I have just hated Holden so much that I can't stay interested.

One Flew Over The Cukoo's Nest: Ken Kesey
A friend told me once that I should read Kesey, that I'd love him. That might be true. I took his advice, but I overextended myself. I checked this book and Sometimes a Great Notion out of the library at once, started both of them, and never finished either.

On The Road: Jack Keroauc
Some people just aren't cut out to read and enjoy some kinds of books. Ten pages into this, I wanted to punch Keroauc in the face. Thinking back on it, I still do.

The Lord Of The Rings: J.R.R. Tolkien
I read The Hobbit in middle school and enjoyed it, although I can't remember a thing about it now. I decided to follow it up with the trilogy, and checked it out of the school library. I carried it around for a week, thinking "Gosh, this is a big book." I think I put it back without reading more than twenty pages of it.

Above, I mentioned that I have read a lot of "pulp," and some of it is actually very good.. I don't hesitate to recommend some of it, regardless of how Time Magazine would rank it. Having said that, it's worth your time to read the following:

The Shining: Stephen King
Desperation: Stephen King
Maximum Bob: Elmore Leonard
Diary: Chuck Palahniuk
The Exorcist: William Peter Bladdy
I Want To Buy A Vowel: John Welter
Frankenstein: Mary Shelley

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Halloween Bird Hat, 1999



Virginia Politics-More on “the Bone”

Monday, October 31st, 2005

I posted this rant last week. It seems Jerry From On High has some thoughts about it here

Thanks Jerry!

Carnac The Magnificent…

Monday, October 31st, 2005
I'm not. Anyone could have predicted the endorsements of the Roanoke Times for the three statwide offices. If I could just teach Shelly to read, I'm sure she could have predicted just as accurately. Sorry Wendy, but I just can't see this process causing much debate amongst the Editorial Board. So far the major requirement to gain a Times endorsement seems to be a "yes" vote for the latest tax

Carnival Time

Monday, October 31st, 2005
Snoopy at River City Rapids is this weeks host, mash your mouse here and allow him to direct you to some of Virginia's finest writing, photography, and punditry. (All that, plus one from me.) Next week Hans will handle the Host's responsibilities. Rules are available here, at Chad's. Also, I have added links to my sidebar, the current and subsequent host's will always be found there.

What President Bush and Judge Alito said

Monday, October 31st, 2005
Here is the text of the remarks by President Bush and Judge Samuel Alito, Jr., at this morning's event.

The President I think made a compelling summary of the points in favor of Judge Alito - top schools, law clerk, veteran, prosecutor, appellate advocate, U.S. attorney unanimously confirmed, court of appeals judge unanimously confirmed, 15 years and hundreds of opinions - "more prior judicial experience than any Supreme Court nominee in more than 70 years," son of an immigrant, husband of a ex-librarian.

Funding fiber: A simple solution

Monday, October 31st, 2005

There is much handwringing by local and state governments and the Feds about the "lack of money" to spend on broadband infrastructure. But it is pretty hard to take all that seriously. When politicians say, "There is no money for that," what they are really saying is that there are other things they would rather spend it on, and often for no good reason.

This report on the ever expanding oil well style gusher of gas taxes is a perfect example.

Governments are collecting more than $58 billion a year in gas taxes, and spending it on all kinds of dubious "transportation" projects, many of which are pork, pure and simple.

And communities are in on it. So it is really us that are making bad choices. A community, cannot, on the one hand, complain about disappearing jobs and lack of economic growth, and then on the other hand, encourage their elected reps to throw gas tax dollars at old economy projects or, worse, civic projects that have only a slight relationship to jobs and Knowledge Economy economic development.

Let's take 10% of our gas taxes and build fiber roads with the money. What we need is the equivalent, at the Federal level, of the Interstate highway system, where the Feds, in cooperation with the States, built interstate highways. We need that again. The natural role of the Federal government is interstate fiber highways, with exit ramps in major towns and cities. States and local governments can use their own 10% portion of gas taxes to build middle mile connections to local communities.

With that kind of middle mile and backbone infrastructure being built, the private sector will, in most places, be happy to provide local (first mile) connectivity.

$5 billion dollars, at an average of $10,000/mile for fiber construction (I'm taking advantage of volume to drive the average cost down), we could build 500,000 miles of backbone and middle mile fiber.

That's not just a start, it is what we need to do, and right now. And we would not even notice that little 10% shift in transportation spending...it's pocket change for state and Federal government.