Archive for January, 2006

Cloture

Monday, January 30th, 2006

72-25 is the vote. Cloture is passed. Judge Alito will be the 110 Supreme Court Justice. Victory is ours tonight. Our freedom is alive.

The vote is at 11:00 tomorrow.

Just Your Average Southern Conservative

Monday, January 30th, 2006


Found this quiz over at MCF's blog. The results are below, under a large, pointless gap that the results code forces on blogs:












Your Social Dysfunction:
Normal



Being average in terms of how social you are, as well as the amount of self-esteem you have, you're pretty much normal. Good on you.
















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Please note that we aren't, nor do we claim to be, psychologists. This quiz is for fun and entertainment only. Try not to freak out about your results.







What can I say? I'm just a regular guy.

A couple of interjections: One, "normal" people don't worry about what these stupid quizzes "indicate" about them, so I'm not really normal or I'd not have taken it. Two, I wish the people who put this quiz together could have come up with a "normal" html code for posting results, so that the table wouldn't look all screwy like that.

4:30 EST

Monday, January 30th, 2006

It is now 4:30 and Bill Frist is on the floor. The moment of truth has come.

More information as it comes in.

(4:38)Frist is still speaking looks like he will call the vote soon.
(4:39) Now Reid is speaking
(4:40) The Vote has been called. The order is being read.
(4:41) The vote has started.
(4:55) The vote is still on going. Things are looking good, but I still believe it will be close if not against. Should not be too much longer.
(5:05) Just a few Senators more to. Kerry’s foreign filibuster has failed.
(5:21) We have been salient the last few minutes.

Here it Comes

Monday, January 30th, 2006

We are just at four o’clock eastern time. The vote for cloture is just 30 minutes away. This vote is going to be much closer than anyone thought. Many of the Democrats have now turned their backs on the American people. Also Nevada Senator John Ensign was injured today in car accident, he is ok and out of the hospital. It is unclear whether or not he will make it to DC to vote. The Dems may just have 40 votes. We may have nuclear war by nightfall.

Monday, January 30th, 2006

Who's Inside Your Pocket?

Well, there you go. With a little hard work and perseverance, any little business can make the highest annual profits in American history. Exxon Mobil today reported 2005 profits of 36 billion and change, up 43% from last year.

"We just worked extra super hard this year," said CEO Rex Tillerson. "Drill drill drill, refine refine refine, our guys were like a bag full of bees on meth. I think this year maybe we'll kick back a little. Heh heh, just kidding, got to make hay while the sun shines."

"Let me just do a shout-out to all our buds in Washington. We're blessed to have leadership in this country that understands the energy industry, and chooses to leave us unfettered. Because truth be told, a fettered company is an inefficient company. Free market, and all that."

In honor of this noteworthy accomplishment, FGAQ is pleased to reprint this classic piece.

The following is a rerun from June 2005

President Bush spoke briefly to members of the press this morning to tout his meeting with Turkish Prime Minister Recep Tayyip Erdogan, but the meeting soon spun out of control when the President verbally clashed with one of the reporters.

Bush opened things up on a jovial note by offering a rack of ribs to the first person who could spell Erdogan's name correctly. The winner was Reuters White House correspondent Steve Holland, who became visibly angry when Bush told him that he was just joking about the ribs. He retaliated by asking the president about the now famous Downing Street Memo.

"Isn't this the smoking gun, Mr. President," he asked snidely. "Isn't this the proof that you misled the American people about the reason for going to war? Huh? Huh?"

"You watch the tone of your voice, Stretch. About that memo - it's nothing but a piece of trash. Nothing credible in it. Just a ploy by the political opposition to damage the reputation of my boy Tony. Next topic and next question."

"I demand another question."

"You're shit out of luck. Smitty?"

"I'm donating my question to Holland."

"Ha ha, Mister President, now answer me this. What's all this brouhaha about your aide Cooney - who we know for a fact used to be a lobbyist for the American Petroleum Institute - altering environmental reports to make it look like greenhouse gasses weren't a factor in global warming? What do you have to say about them apples?"

"I say that I just got handed a note by my boy Scotty here that says that the only reason you asked the first question was to try to collect the thousand dollar reward offered by Democrats.com for embarrassing the president, that's what I've got to say, you crumb bum. What you got to say?"

"I say that's pretty big talk coming from the same sleazeball who backed out of signing the Kyoto treaty because ExxonMobil told him it would be bad for business. Ha! Now top that one."

"I heard your wife is doing the nasty with Helen Thomas. Now get the hell out of my White House."

"Give me my ribs!"

"I'll have my boys break your ribs. Now out. Everybody out. Press conference dismissed."

W.Va. Miner Killed in Fire Is Buried - A Different View

Monday, January 30th, 2006

This article has a different view about the coal mines. It also has some pictures .

They honored the fallen miner in the fashion of a fire fighter. 40 coal trucks took part in the funeral and a huge crowd was on hand.

"In West Virginia, we're all family," Baker said. "We know how firefighters and policemen honor their own and we feel our miners deserve to be honored in a similar way."

Mourner Bruce Holbrook, who left the mine last March for a better-paying job at another coal mine, said he doesn't blame Massey Energy for the death of his friends.

"It's just a way of life. It could happen where I work now. It could happen anywhere," he said.

I think the people there are tired of being told how bad their jobs are. I wonder why the fact that mining is safer than ever with deaths at an all time low was not driven home by the MSM.

Technorati : Coal, Mining, News

Blogging Meets Journalism

Monday, January 30th, 2006
The long-awaited Marc Fisher article on blogging is now online at the American Journalism Review. Fisher, the Washington Post Metro columnist, interviewed numerous Virginia bloggers for his piece, including our own Chad Dotson. Chad will probably have some commentary on this later tonight--I wanted to get the link out so we can all [...]

Virginia’s best e-zine

Monday, January 30th, 2006
The new edition of Bacon's Rebellion is out. The e-zine is top notch as always. A couple of my favorite articles this week areKaine's Plan Doesn't Cut ItTim Kaine's transportation plan will cost more money - and it won't work.by Patrick McSweeneyandThe Big, Bad WarnerMark Warner is touring the country telling fables about his fiscal conservatism, i.e. ramming through a tax hike in a red state.

Tom Cruise front-runner for worst acting award (Reuters)

Monday, January 30th, 2006

Blue/Gold Heart

Monday, January 30th, 2006

iPods are now corporate training tools

Monday, January 30th, 2006

Your first reaction to the headline may be skepticism--iPods as a training tool? It may sound like a sly way to buy upper management a new toy, but it is nothing like that. A restaurant chain has thrown away its DVD-based training videos in favor of iPod playlists--short 30 to 60 second video clips that show an employee exactly how to do just one thing. According to the company, it allows the employees to train at their workstation, where they can watch how to do something and then do it immediately.

The old way was to sit passively in front of a TV in the break room, away from the workplace, where they may forget much of what they watched by the time they get back to their workstation.

If you are thinking, "That sounds far-fetched," you may need to think again. It is quick and easy to produce video clips for the iPod--less work than mastering a DVD. And you can update and change individual segments easily, without the bother of having to remaster an entire DVD. And of course, young people are familiar with the iPod and know how to use it.

Economic Developers: Are you offering a short course to your local businesses on how to use the iPod for business?

New superfast WiFi system clobbers older WiFi

Monday, January 30th, 2006

The whole Internet wireless system marketplace has become increasingly complex and confusing. This short article from the Register points to several other articles that discuss the new MIMO (Multiple Input, Multiple Output) wireless gear. MIMO systems, which use multiple antennas at each end, promise speeds as high as 100 megabits per second, so in theory they could replace fiber as a first mile option for services like IP television.

But physics, poor design, and market share strategies make it likely that these new wireless systems will never be a complete substitute for a fiber connection. I am technology neutral--I believe we will have and will want both fiber and wireless connections. Communities need to plan for both. But this article should give pause to anyone who thinks that you can just stick up a few wireless antennas and believe you have solved all your community's broadband problems.

The new systems created serious interference with older WiFi systems, rendering them almost useless. Certain kinds of encryption, when turned on, cut throughput of the systems by 30%. Vendors are also fighting over who is implementing "true MIMO," suggesting that a compatibiility nightmare is looming, where one vendor's "MIMO" equipment won't work with "MIMO" equipment made by another vendor.

It is also yet another example of why you cannot just take the word of a vendor when considering broadband options. Vendors want to sell you what they have, not what you may need. It is particularly risky to accept vendor offers to provide "free" broadband system design (Disclaimer: Design Nine provides broadband planning services).

Skype phones take off

Monday, January 30th, 2006

Skype continues to expand its grip on the Internet voice telephony marketplace by providing technical specs that describe how to build a phone with Skype software built in. MSNBC has an article that describes a whole slew of new Skype phones. The new handsets untether Skype calls from a computer handset.

The new gadgets include a phone that works like a conventional cordless phone (so you can receive calls in other parts of the home or office, away from the computer), a phone that lets you switch between conventional POTS (Plain Old Telephone Service) calls and Skype calls, and a completely self-contained Skype phone that works wherever WiFi service is available (no computer needed at all).

As our options expand, the complexity of our communications systems expands as well. But these phones are a step in the right direction.

Compare and Contrast

Monday, January 30th, 2006
Richmond Times-Dispatch blogger Jeff Schapiro has a post up on the 33d Senate District special election, with the hook of how it's a battle of "family ties." Let's compare and contrast how Schapiro describes the candidates: Democrat By the way, the last Democratic senator out of Loudoun — home of Dulles airport, America Online and [...]

Withdrawal

Monday, January 30th, 2006

Cafe del Sol is closed this week while owners Frank and Sally Walker refinish the floors and do some remodeling.

Which means I'm without my morning jolt of Java.

True, I guzzle several cups of caffeine before leaving home each morning but the ritual stop at the Cafe is an ingrained part of my daily schedule, often turning into a multiple-hour sojourn.

I will miss that for the next week.

Blue Dog, Old Tricks

Monday, January 30th, 2006
I've lost touch with the Blue Dog recently, but I see he's still growling and scratching at the screen door.

The Ms. Elenaeous Diet

Monday, January 30th, 2006
We have now come to Wave 4 of the Sonoma Diet. What is that you say...there is no Wave 4? Sure, there is, that's the stage you come to after you put 5 pounds back on in one week when you deviate a little from Waves 1, 2 and 3. This is how you proceed with Wave 4...

Take The Sonoma Diet Book in your right hand. With your left hand open up the front of your fireplace gate. Toss book in. Douse with lighter fluid. Light. Stand back and watch it go up in flames. Dance a little jig. If you do not have a fireplace, a gas grill or barbecue will work just fine as well. Finally, take a corkscrew and pop open a new bottle of wine. Pour into large tumbler...enjoy.

After almost a month of depriving myself of the finer things in life at a very high price, I have lost just a measly five pounds. That is so not worth it. Damn, I can lose five pounds in one day by just staying on a liquid diet, so I can no longer follow religiously a diet whereby you immediately put back on the weight after one night, or two, of decadence. I even went to some message boards to see if I could get some support to keep going. After reading a few, like this one..."When I see I'm at a standstill, I start to eat only baby foods in jars, three times a day for a week...the weight just goes." And then response from another poster..."Wow, what a great idea!", I've come to the conclusion I'm not going to find it there...Uh, yeah, doesn't sound so motivating or appetizing to me.

I found another post by a gentlemen whose advice I did take..."Stay on your diet for 6 days, on the 7th, binge...this will cause your body to work harder." Ok, that sounded like something I could relate to. Guess what?...didn't work, in fact that's how I put on the 5 pounds back. Then I even saw a Sunday morning newspiece on tv about these woman who use "faith based diets", one shot even had holy water and rosaries surrounded by donuts. I don't know, I sort of feel weird asking the Lord to help me lose weight when there are so many more important problems I really should be asking His divine help for.

So after some soul searching, I've decided to jump on the diet book bandwagon and have come up with my own, The Ms. Elenaeous Freak It Diet...First, throw out, no, donate, all those diet books you now have...Next, eat whatever you want, a nice mixture of miscellaneous tidbits, just make them smaller portions...Drink 2 glasses of red wine in the evening, (1 is a tease, and 3 leads to hangovers) but have water all day...Exercise daily for a little longer each day (a good supplemental exercise is to get Sirius Satellite Radio, turn to channel 21, Alt Nation, or 22, First Wave and dance, dance, dance as you do any chores or just because)...Buy larger, comfortable, but stylish clothes until you lose your projected weight goal...Give your husband, wife, whomever you love, a kiss and say Freak It! As long as I'm healthy, feel good, and still look marvelous to my loved ones, everyone else will just have to love me the way I am, or freak 'em. Now, most important is to read my blog everyday...A healthy mind leads to a healthy body!

Early morning light

Monday, January 30th, 2006
Whereas the peace of the early morning often provides balance to my day, Paul Krugman of the NY Times provides a compelling argument in his article, A False Balance, that opinions at least can sometimes be too balanced. It's an...

The Time is Here: Day One

Monday, January 30th, 2006

Well after some three months of waiting for the confirmation of Judge Alito, the time has come. Today at 4:30 P.M. the Senate will vote to end debate on the nomination. As you know the good Senator John Kerry has now announced he will filibuster, done in Switzerland, the nomination. From all indications Kerry does not have the 41 votes to keep debate open. Even if he does expect the full force of Bill Frist to released on the Senate floor. He will have no choice but to go nuclear, the calls from the right will be so loud he will not be able to ignore them.

Joel Stein Revealed

Monday, January 30th, 2006
I received an email several days ago from an individual who thought it important to come to the defense of Joel Stein. You may remember Stein; he was the Los Angeles Times columnist who announced that he was opposed to the War on Terror AND our troops in the field. I labeled the man traitorous ( here ); an honest leftist traitor. My email buddy asked if I realized that Stein was in fact a satirist. A satirist? I reread the article . A satirist he ain't.



Then I read this interview with Hugh Hewitt and came to the realization that the LA Times columnist isn't really a traitor either. I had given him too much credit. Joel Stein is a moron who can't put two coherent sentences together. One who doesn't know what he believes.



Read the interview. It shines the light on what's left of the antique media.