Archive for April, 2006

Drafting Hokies

Sunday, April 30th, 2006

Former Virginia Tech Hokie and Clintwood stand out, Justin Hamilton, was drafted by the Cleveland Browns. Fellow Hokie, Marcus Vick, however was not drafted.

Congrats to Justin and his family.

The Clyde Colley story

Sunday, April 30th, 2006

Rex Bowman has this great article about a fellow named Clyde Colley who was from Dickenson County and recently passed away. Mr. Colley was an 84 year-old man who rightfully used force to defend his wife, Ruby, and himself from two guys who tried to rob them and threaten their lives.

It is a very impressive story and a reminder that although us Southwest Virginians are friendly, one should think twice before waving guns at us.

Lt Governor Bill Bolling

Sunday, April 30th, 2006

Lt Governor Bill Bolling is scheduled to tour SWVA this week. I plan on attending and blogging these two stops in Wise on Monday the 1st. It should be fun!

3:30 PM

UVA-Wise Tour

Bowers-Sturgill Hall

2nd Floor Conference Room

Wise, VA -Lieutenant Governor Bolling will attend a welcoming reception and then have a bus tour of the campus.

5:00 PM

Mosby's Restaurant

205 Ridgeview Ct.- Wise, VA



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AAAHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Sunday, April 30th, 2006


I’m back on the roller coaster kick.

The biggest complaint I have about having to have back surgery two summers in a row is that there is absolutely no chance that Wendy and I will be able to get a day to ourselves to go ride roller coasters this year. Between the expense of surgery, the wages I'm losing right now, and the fact that roller coasters aren't great for healing backs, it's just out of the question.

Wendy and I are both roller coaster fiends, although there are really only two parks that are close enough here in Virginia to be practical for us to visit. One is Busch Gardens in Williamsburg, the other is King's Dominion outside of Richmond.

Both parks have some great roller coasters.

My all-time favorite roller coaster is the Alpengeist at Busch Gardens. Here it is.



Alpengeist pretty much has it all, as far as coasters are concerned. It starts with a 170' drop and includes an immelmann inverted loop, a cobra roll, a 106' tall inversion, a zero-g's heartline roll, and top speeds of 67 MPH. It's about as much fun as a human being can have.

Here's that cobra roll:



Below is another look at the cobra roll, on the left. As you can see, it gets pretty close to another of Busch Garden's great coasters, the Loch Ness Monster.



For a coaster that's almost 30 years old, Loch Ness is no slouch, with a 114" drop, a 60 MPH top speed, and two interlocking loops:



I suppose the big draw at Busch Gardens is Apollo's Chariot, the park's latest monster. Apollo has a 210 foot drop, and it's been eclipsed by several of the newest coasters in the country, but when you're up top of the first hill, believe me, you're well aware of all 210 of those feet:



The ride the kids enjoy the most is the Big Bad Wolf. As of our last visit to Busch Gardens, it was the only roller coaster that all three of our kids were big enough to ride. The Big Bad Wolf is basically a kiddy ride; with only an 80' drop and a top speed of not quite 50 MPH. But since it is a suspended coaster, and since that drop is over the James River, I have to admit that the coaster gets the most out of those 80 feet:



The other Virginia amusement park, King's Dominion, has a few decent coasters, too. King's dominion is more of an "amusement park" than a "theme park." That is to say, Busch Gardens has more shows and adult attractions, and King's Dominion has a ton of rides of all shapes and sizes.

One of their coasters, the Shockwave, was the first stand-up looping roller coaster I ever saw. It looks pretty intimidating:



But then, once you ride it, it's a real disappointment. It just has no scare-factor, no real thrills. And, it's over almost as soon as it began.

I am a little superstitious about the Shockwave, though, because about a week after the first time I rode it, a guy got killed on it. That took the fun out of that coaster for me, and I never rode it again.

The smoothest, most mellow coaster I've ever been on is the Anaconda at King's Dominion. This coaster begins with a 144' drop and features a ton of sidewinder loops and corkscrew rolls, but the whole time you're on it, all you can do is smile. I guess it does look a bit daunting...


...but trust me, the Anaconda induces a ton of grins and no screams at all. That's not a slam on the coaster, I really enjoy it... it's a good way to cool off and take a break while you're at King's Dominion.

For my money, the best coaster at King's Dominion is the Flight of Fear. It's stats make the FoF sound a bit tame: It's cobra rolls, corkscrews and loops might sound a bit restrained by the ride's top speed of 54 miles an hour and it's highest drop of only 74 feet. The thing that makes FoF so much fun is that it's an indoor roller coaster, inside of a big, dark aircraft hanger-like building... so you can't tell where you're going, what's going to happen next... or even when the ride is over. The ride has a UFO theme, and when you get on the train, you're launched into a black hole:



And, when I say launched, I mean launched. The ride launches you from zero to 50 MPH in it's first three seconds. It launches you into a dark room and right into a loop. You're literally upside down about four seconds after the ride starts. BOOM! Just like that. By the time the ride is over, your equilibrium is so screwed up that you don't know if you're upside down, rightside up, or backside front. There's one cool part about halfway through that always tricks me... the ride slows down and there's a bit of daylight ahead, so it looks like you're headed for the exit. You have a second or two to start thinking about how much fun the ride was and then BOOM! You're hurling straight down again. It turns out that the ride isn't over at all, and that you were actually at the top of a hill. Wow. The Flight of Fear really delivers.

There is one roller coaster at King's Dominion... and only one... that I'm scared to ride. This is where I draw the line. This is where my own personal wuss-factor takes over. The ride I'm scared to ride is the Volcano. Here it is:



This coaster simulates blasting the riders out of the top of a volcano. Thus the name. Duh. Here's another picture of it... I like this one better, because you can see the "aircraft hanger" from the Flight of Fear in the background:



I'd ride Volcano... I'd ride it in a heartbeat... but here's the problem. I'm terrified of heights. Scared to death of heights. Absolutely scared into paralysis by heights. The reason I like roller coasters is that, while they take you up high, they then immediately drop you back down to earth again. Quickly. That's the whole idea. Now, look at those pictures of Volcano. As you can probably tell, the point of Volcano is that it, instead, launches you up high really quickly and then keeps you up there for a long time, going around and around in circles at the top of that synthetic volcano. No thanks. If you're going to take this fat ol' redneck that high up in the air, you better be bringing me back down again p.d.q.

My first rollercoaster experience ever was terrifying, and I honestly think that it both instilled in me my fear of heights and planted the seeds of my love of roller coasters. In the Roanoke area... in a smaller town outside or Roanoke called Salem... there used to be a theme park called Lakeside. It's been gone for years and years; there's a shopping center where it used to be these days. Lakeside featured a wooden roller coaster called the Shooting Star. I was both drawn to it and terrified of it as a kid. Finally I got up the guts to ride it with a friend of mine. I'll never forget it... on the way up the hill, I clamped down on my friend's arm and said "Just don't talk to me until this is over." I'll never forget the view as we rounded the top of the hill and came to the drop. I was able to find a picture on the internet of the Shooting Star's drop, and here it is:



Just looking at that picture gives me the shivers. All seventy-some feet of the Shooting Star's first drop scares me more than the 210' drop of Apollo's Chariot. I'll never shake that feeling. And, to this day, I won't ride wooden roller coasters. When we hit the bottom of the hill and my neck snapped back, I thought I'd been killed. My neck and the back of my head hurt for a month. My friend had a bruise on his arm from my deathgrip.

It scared me so badly that I wouldn't ride roller coasters again until I was in my early 20's and my friend "The Governor" goaded me into riding the Loch Ness Monster with him. He basically did the old "don't be such a baby" thing, and I'll seriously always be in his debt for that. I had no idea what I'd been missing. Roller coasters rule!!

All this roller coaster reminiscence was triggered by Cube, who recently wrote about the experience of riding SheikRa at Busch Gardens in Tampa Bay. SheikRa looks pretty substantial:





Wow. I'd love to ride it.

Maybe.

Just as long as it ain't made out of wood, the drop is over pretty quickly, and the seats are arranged in such a way as to prevent me from bruising anyone's arm.

But not this summer. This summer, I suppose all my roller coaster riding will be of the virtual kind.

Colbert on Bush

Sunday, April 30th, 2006




Will on Webb and Allen

Sunday, April 30th, 2006

Rarely do I enjoy George Will’s columns. In this one, though, he had my head nodding in agreement through most of it.

Will says:

His challenge will be to harvest financial support, much of it from outside Virginia, from antiwar liberals, without forfeiting his appeal to Virginia’s moderate Democrats and many military families. He is being endorsed by some of the retired generals now denouncing Don Rumsfeld. And he will attract attention if he continues to charge that the Bush administration is “deliberately miscounting the casualties in Iraq,” minimizing them by “counting only those evacuated out of theater.”

Webb says, “I’m pro-choice, pro-gay rights, pro-Second Amendment.” Two out of three might not suffice, given that Democratic primary voters — disproportionately, liberal activists — often have little tolerance for heterodoxy. And he says, “I’m not saying what antiwar people want to hear — ‘Get out last Tuesday.’ ”

Last Friday I was lucky enough to talk with some folks interested in Webb and helping him win. The big question we kept coming back to, though, was “can he raise the money it will take?”

The MOST annoying question

Sunday, April 30th, 2006

I don't know what it is about being in your mid-twenties and not married but I'm just ready to scream.  Over the past two days, I have been asked somewhere between 10 and 12 times when I am getting married. Now, let's put this in perspective.  I'm not single, but I'm not engaged.  I am living alone, but that does not make me alone.  Being unmarried after 25 is not the end of the world.  In fact, I'm proud of myself for all my accomplishments WITHOUT being married.  

I don't know why it bothered me so much this morning, but I was ready to scream at the women at my church.  I guess after all that has happened this week (which I have not blogged about for my own reasons, but the three people who know–me, the Boy, and Linds–are the only ones who currently need to know), I must be getting overly sensitive about this question.  I know that many people get married at 18 and stay married for life.  I also know that many more who get married at 18 get divorced within 5 years when they realize they gave up on a lot for their spouse.  I know that being in your twenties and unmarried is not a big deal. 

I don't know why old women don't understand that some things are more important at different times in peoples lives.  My goal was my education.  My second goal was being financially stable and able to take care of myself before marriage.  I've now reached both of those goals.  Does that mean I'm getting married this year?  Nope.  It just means now that those two things have been accomplished I will let myself get married in the future.  I'm in no hurry.  Why does everyone want to rush me?

Marcus Vick not selected in NFL draft

Sunday, April 30th, 2006
The extent of the damage remains to be seen, but embattled Virginia Tech football star Marcus Vick clearly cost himself millions of dollars because of "character issues." As many predicted, Vick was not selected this weekend in the NFL draft -- as predicted by Bill Schumm in the Vick thread below. Tech did [...]

Reason Number 83

Sunday, April 30th, 2006
Norm over at my second favorite blog, One Man's Trash , provides another reason ( here ) why John McCain is a danger to the Republic and will never get my vote. McCain's attitude toward the freedoms guaranteed by the Bill of Rights is astonishing.



I quote from OMT, which quotes from a McCain interview with radio personality Don Imus:

"He [radio talk show host Michael Graham] also mentioned my abridgement of First Amendment rights, i.e. talking about campaign finance reform....I know that money corrupts....I would rather have a clean government than one where quote First Amendment rights are being respected, that has become corrupt. If I had my choice, I'd rather have the clean government."
I don't think I've ever read anything more outrageous from a leader of the Republican Party in my life. And, yes, I haven't forgotten Pat Buchanan.

Sunday, April 30th, 2006
What A Good Sport!

President Bush showed up at the White House Correspondents dinner last night sporting a twin and a sense of humor, proving once and for all to the American people that he's just a normal guy like you and me except much funnier, you know, someone you'd like to share a beer with, maybe even a nice doobie since he is so personable in real life that you know he'd be delighted to kick back with a common guy like yourself and share a few jokes and tokes and maybe some memories and then some real knee-slappers, the kind that would have you rolling on the floor shouting "Oh you kooky president, please stop it, you're killing me" but this would just egg him on and get him to tell an even funnier joke then slap you on the back and buy you another drink, winking and waving as he moved on to the next American in line.

It was a remarkable night, with hordes of celebrities and celebrity-politicians mixing it up with the working press, although, needless to say, from much better seats.

"Oh my", remarked veteran correspondent Helen Thomas. "I know I've been accused in the past of being a little rough on the president, but that was before tonight. Tonight I saw a man who wasn't afraid to make a good joke for his country, a hearty and hale good fellow, someone I'd like to share a beer with. There's a new Helen in town now, one that'll now think twice before opening her big mouth."

Particularly successful were jokes about Dick Cheney shooting an old man in the face. "Gosh, that's just the joke that keeps on giving, I guess," said surprise attendee George Clooney, speaking of the incident which was recently voted funniest White House story of all time. "I know it's kind of silly and slapstick, but there's just something about getting shot in the face that cracks me up."

Sunday- Coming Home

Sunday, April 30th, 2006
Summer afternoon - Summer afternoon... the two most beautiful words in the English language.
Henry James

"What's the best time of the year?"  crowd yells..."Summertime".  And the music begins....well that's the way the beach fests normally begin.   It may not be summer time yet but judging from our sunburns and as much skin as I saw yesterday it might as well be.

I'd hate to guess the actual number of folks at the Triangle Beach Festival but let's say 13,000 to 15,000.    I did take my cheapo camera to the event.  I look stupid but I know Sharon will fuss if I include her pic and not my own.  I love my hat, but where are my lips?  Cheapo camera missed them somehow I guess.  But I wanted to photo how the people just roll on forever.  I being sober was afraid to go down too close to the front.  It was pretty wild down there and sober people don't really like getting hit in the head with beer.  It is nice to see that the good 'ole beer bong never goes out of style with the college age kids.  And it is always fun to make bets over who sitting near you will pass out before the show is over.  Really nice to know it wouldn't BE ME!

Sharon's back was bothering her so badly that she decided to leave the fest early and drive back to VA so she could sleep in her own bed.  Joni and John, still newlyweds, drove down from Richmond carrying black balloons for Sharon......Joni is pictured below with Sharon at the festival.  (Toonces came in to check out the shots and said "Whoa I look stupid!  I look like my head is melting and you look like Macho Man Randy Savage!!!" ) The camera really is bad...............

No place like home....as always I love my trips but love getting home.  The pups are such good greeters and even D-man and Calista sauntered around the house to welcome me.   Of course I throw everything in the door and race to hook my computer back up and download some pics.  I am getting ready to set up the DSL......    and we picked out the stains and colors to use on the back deck/terrace.....now all I need are the field stone!  oh and the contractor to show up tomorrow!

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While Political Blogs Keep Going…

Sunday, April 30th, 2006
Over the past two days, I've been having quite a bit of fun. And, since I'm just like that, I'll let you all know about it:



Friday was prom. My girlfriend and I went to Fatz Café for dinner, and got to the prom at about 8:00. We had a great time, and I wouldn't have missed it for anything (by the way; Justin had a good time, too, and, for his post-prom, went to Wal-Mart [!?!]), and prom is just a one-time thing, so, for those of you reading this who haven't went to yours yet, make the most of it.



After a long post-prom, I slept in until 12:00 or so, and when I finally got up, I ended up falling back asleep again until like 3:00. After watching King Ralph on Comedy Central, I called Megahn, who had beat me, by sleeping until 4:00.



I intend to write about Webb/Miller later today, but right now, I'm running late for church.



-Neal

All-time list of Cavaliers in the NFL draft

Sunday, April 30th, 2006
With D'Brickashaw Ferguson taken in the first round, I had occasion to revisit this list of all the Virginia players taken in the NFL draft (through 2003), and see that this is at least the third time a U.Va. man has been drafted by the Jets in the first round (the others being Jeff Lageman and James Farrior).

Blogging ain’t journalism

Sunday, April 30th, 2006

(This is a reconstruction of an earlier post lost when our server crashed in midweek. Idiot me didn't save a backup.)

I'm a journalist. Been one all my life. It's all I ever really wanted to do. I love getting to the truth behind spin, uncovering facts our elected officials would rather keep hidden, and writing about things that make a community, a state or a nation unique.

In today's Internet-driven world, people too often confuse bloggers with journalists. Some bloggers consider themselves journalists. Most, even those who aspire to be journalists, are not. They confuse opinion with facts, perception with truth and bias with objectivity.

To their credit, most bloggers make no pretense at journalism. They write about things that affect or move them. Fred First at Fragments from Floyd is a good example. So is David St. Lawrence at Ripples. David also mixes in some journalism, reporting on what is or is not happening in and around the Floyd County area.

Philadelphia journalist Jonathan Last has some excellent thoughts on the subject:

It wasn't until last year that I became convinced the Internet was the locus of all evil in the known universe.

You may find this statement odd. After all, the Internet pays my mortgage, so I have a vested interest in its continued success. I've been the online editor of the Weekly Standard (www.weeklystandard.com) since 2001, and I was dabbling on the InterWeb long before that. I launched a Web zine with two college friends in 1997, before Web zines were cool. In 2004, I started a little blog. I may be an idiot, but I'm not a Luddite.

But last year, a flack called me from one of America's most prestigious think tanks and invited me to participate in a panel on "The Impact of the New Media." The event, he explained, would work like this: Six distinguished panelists, three from the Old Media and three from the New Media, would argue on stage in a discussion moderated by another famous Old Media personage. I was invited to be one of five bloggers who would sit in the audience blogging about the panel discussion, with our comments to be projected on a screen above the stage, in real time!

This stunt struck me as a good bit of synecdoche. The New Media in general, and blogs in particular, are concerned primarily with the meta (that is, commenting on commentary), which makes the blogosphere occasionally useful, often harmful, and ultimately pointless.

I've met, interviewed, and worked with a lot of bloggers over the years, and for the most part, they're swell folks. The defects I see are largely - maybe even exclusively - inherent in the medium, and not the result of individual failings. Whether the person blogging is a pajama-clad lawyer or a Pulitzer-winning journalist, the medium is the message, and the message of blogging is: More! FASTER!

Blogs can be a real force for good when they act as supra fact-checkers. They can add serious value when they quickly elevate experts in obscure topics to the fore of public discussion (see, for example, the Bush "National Guard memo"). And they have enormous potential to enable on-the-ground reporting when news happens suddenly or in remote locations. We've seen some of this potential realized, as in sites such as Iraq the Model, but not nearly so much as one might have hoped.

Some very cool calendar technology

Sunday, April 30th, 2006
For years people in the computer industry have wrestled with the idea of sharing calendars. There are those in the business work who are almost addicted to the Microsoft solution of Outlook and an Exchange Server. Most people who have...

The instant economy

Sunday, April 30th, 2006
There was a time when starting a business in America was a herculean effort. Those times are long gone, but it hasn’t been the politicians who made it easier for businesses to blossom in America. We can thank our own...

No Perspective on Perspective

Sunday, April 30th, 2006
Anyone who thinks bloggers can't compete with professional media types just needs to watch Barbara Berlin's Perspective program on PBS. I don't expect Ms. Berlin to be Tim Russert, but I don't expect an infomercial, either. Her guest this week was William "Bill" Leighty, a career state employee who served as Governor Warner's Chief of [...]

Senate Comes Up With a New Plan: A Gas Tax

Sunday, April 30th, 2006
These people just aren't getting it. Virginia, like the rest of the nation, is in the throes of a crushing surge in gasoline prices and the state Senate comes up with what the members deem a breakthrough compromise on the budget currently under debate. They propose an increase in gas prices:

Four transportation bills sail through Senate
By Bob Lewis, The Associated Press


RICHMOND -- The state Senate comfortably passed four transportation bills yesterday that won grudging thanks from House Republicans for untangling the budget from their long-running dispute over road funding.

[A key] plan features a 6 cents-per-gallon fee that would be assessed on major fuel distribution terminals in Virginia ... (
link)
Oh. The tax won't be assessed on us. It's going to be paid by "fuel distribution terminals."

Do they think we're complete idiots?

Yes.
"Make no mistake about it, this is a fee that would be charged to big oil companies," said Sen. R. Edward Houck, Spotsylvania Democrat ...

"I have no problem, I have no reservation about hitting the big oil companies here in the commonwealth" ...
And "Big Oil" isn't going to raise prices at the pump to offset the increase in taxes ...

The question is this: Is Ed Houck a moron who actually believes this horse shit or is he a morally reprehensible politician who holds his constituents in such low regard?

I'll give him the benefit of the doubt. I go with the former.

I’m Doing My Part

Sunday, April 30th, 2006
You have to be prepared for all contingencies:
Va. prepares for hurricanes
By Peter Bacque, Richmond Times-Dispatch Staff Writer (
link)
I'm getting ready should a hurricane come up the coast. I'm going to sit on my rooftop for the next four days and whine.

It’s Party Time!

Sunday, April 30th, 2006
There's a wine festival being held over in Henrico County this weekend. And if I'm reading this right, it's all the wine you can drink for 13 bucks:
Area toasts wine festival
By Juan Antonio Lizama, Richmond Times-Dispatch Staff Writer


For $13 to $18, people get a glass and can sample wine from 25 wineries from Virginia ... at [the] 15th annual James River Wine Festival at Innsbrook's Pavilion in Henrico County.

The two-day event, which continues today, typically draws about 4,000 people, said festival coordinator Tony Martin. (link)
I wonder if the $18 tankard is the 32 ounce vat I would need if I were to be given unlimited refills on great wine.

Anyway, y'all need to check it out. I can't make it. Paula says I have to mow the lawn ...