Archive for October, 2006

HP AIO Photosmart C6180 and Mac OSX

Monday, October 30th, 2006

Hpdriverdisk_1I recently wrote a post, "Attack of the all in one machines & customer service," about my purchase of a HP C6180 AIO, printer, scanner, copier, and fax.  The past weekend I had a chance to install it and try most of the features.

As is often the case, it turned out not nearly as easy as one might expect.  There were a couple of interesting challenges, one that was HP's fault and one that was likely mine.

The good news, as is often the case in technology, is that I kept working on it until I got everything working.

First off  I actually read the instructions and followed them.  The HP 6180 can be set up wireless on a 802.x network or wired as part of a standard network.  I just to hook it to my newly installed Ethernet network.   

The network has a cable modem hooked to a router with four ports.  One of the ports feeds an Airport Express.  I am running OS X version 10.4.8 on all the Macs.  The first system I attempted to install the software on was my dual G5 which I admit to neglecting by not upgrading it to at one gig of ram.  The first thing I notice is that didn't get very far in the installation before I was presented with was a drop down menu that would only let me select C7100 as the model for my printer.  Obviously that was not a good sign, but I went ahead an installed the software.  Of course when I tried to set up the printer, the HP software couldn't find the printer.  Being the clever Apple guy that I am, I used Bonjour to get the printing working.  Unfortunately when I went to use the scanner, it wouldn't initialize.

At this point I decided to backtract.  I un-installed the software that I had just finished installing and went to HP's website and downloaded the latest software for the 6100 series.  When I started installing I was presented with the correct choice of printer in the pull down menu.  The picture above is a scan of the disk that was in the box.  Unfortunately it appears that the wrong software is on the cd-rom even though the label is right.

Next I tried to install the software on my laptop wirelessly. It never could find the printer so I grabbed an Ethernet connection and the software installed correctly.  I went back to having my laptop on our wireless network and couldn't print.  It took me a while, but I eventually figured out that my Airport Express was distributing IP addresses so I ran Airport Admin and turned off the IP address feature.

So far I really pleased with the quality of the text.  I also have a Brother 5250DN laser on the network for quality printing but I'm not sure I need it.  The text coming out of the HP is much better than indicated in all of the reviews that I read.  Of course it's pretty hard to beat a laser for being really professional.

The photo printer also works well on the HP.  My wife is pleased with that.  Mixed color and text also looks very sharp.  The scanner works well and can scan directly to iPhoto.  I think my dual G5 might get an upgrade to 2 gigs on ram since the HP apps seem to be memory sensitive.  They work well on my MacBook that has 1 gig of ram but not on the dual G5.  I need another connector before I can test the fax, but I have little doubt that it will work.

Technology continues to get better, but there always seems to be a few glitches which require remembering stuff that I would just as soon forget.  My nightmare is one of these days I'll wake up and not be able to do this stuff.

As soon as I can "borrow" my Windows laptop back from my daughter I see how everything works with Windows and Linux.  I did install the Parallels software and Windows XP on my MacBook but I believe it needs to get upgraded to 2 gigs of ram to be really functional, and I need my genuine Windows serial number off the bottom of my Dell laptop to validate the software.

This stuff is never easy.  By the way, I don't see lots of people using the Parallels solution on a regular basis unless they're sophisticated software users.

HP AIO Photosmart C6180 and Mac OSX

Monday, October 30th, 2006

Hpdriverdisk_1I recently wrote a post, "Attack of the all in one machines & customer service," about my purchase of a HP C6180 AIO, printer, scanner, copier, and fax.  The past weekend I had a chance to install it and try most of the features.

As is often the case, it turned out not nearly as easy as one might expect.  There were a couple of interesting challenges, one that was HP's fault and one that was likely mine.

The good news, as is often the case in technology, is that I kept working on it until I got everything working.

First off  I actually read the instructions and followed them.  The HP 6180 can be set up wireless on a 802.x network or wired as part of a standard network.  I just to hook it to my newly installed Ethernet network.   

The network has a cable modem hooked to a router with four ports.  One of the ports feeds an Airport Express.  I am running OS X version 10.4.8 on all the Macs.  The first system I attempted to install the software on was my dual G5 which I admit to neglecting by not upgrading it to at one gig of ram.  The first thing I notice is that didn't get very far in the installation before I was presented with was a drop down menu that would only let me select C7100 as the model for my printer.  Obviously that was not a good sign, but I went ahead an installed the software.  Of course when I tried to set up the printer, the HP software couldn't find the printer.  Being the clever Apple guy that I am, I used Bonjour to get the printing working.  Unfortunately when I went to use the scanner, it wouldn't initialize.

At this point I decided to backtract.  I un-installed the software that I had just finished installing and went to HP's website and downloaded the latest software for the 6100 series.  When I started installing I was presented with the correct choice of printer in the pull down menu.  The picture above is a scan of the disk that was in the box.  Unfortunately it appears that the wrong software is on the cd-rom even though the label is right.

Next I tried to install the software on my laptop wirelessly. It never could find the printer so I grabbed an Ethernet connection and the software installed correctly.  I went back to having my laptop on our wireless network and couldn't print.  It took me a while, but I eventually figured out that my Airport Express was distributing IP addresses so I ran Airport Admin and turned off the IP address feature.

So far I really pleased with the quality of the text.  I also have a Brother 5250DN laser on the network for quality printing but I'm not sure I need it.  The text coming out of the HP is much better than indicated in all of the reviews that I read.  Of course it's pretty hard to beat a laser for being really professional.

The photo printer also works well on the HP.  My wife is pleased with that.  Mixed color and text also looks very sharp.  The scanner works well and can scan directly to iPhoto.  I think my dual G5 might get an upgrade to 2 gigs on ram since the HP apps seem to be memory sensitive.  They work well on my MacBook that has 1 gig of ram but not on the dual G5.  I need another connector before I can test the fax, but I have little doubt that it will work.

Technology continues to get better, but there always seems to be a few glitches which require remembering stuff that I would just as soon forget.  My nightmare is one of these days I'll wake up and not be able to do this stuff.

As soon as I can "borrow" my Windows laptop back from my daughter I see how everything works with Windows and Linux.  I did install the Parallels software and Windows XP on my MacBook but I believe it needs to get upgraded to 2 gigs of ram to be really functional, and I need my genuine Windows serial number off the bottom of my Dell laptop to validate the software.

This stuff is never easy.  By the way, I don't see lots of people using the Parallels solution on a regular basis unless they're sophisticated software users.

Polls, Polls, and more Polls

Monday, October 30th, 2006

These things - and the ups and downs - are going to drive me crazy before this election is over.

The good news is, though, the polls are now showing Webb ahead. Real Clear Politics has Webb up in its RCP Average, after factoring in today’s Rasmussen poll which has Allen dropping seven points.

The bad news is, however, that just means this race is winnable, not that Webb is it wrapped up.

Today, for example, I received two “get out the vote” calls from Republicans. They are working hard to try and protect Sen. Allen’s seat in the senate.

When Jim Webb wins next week, it will not be because the Republicans did not do everything possible to save Allen’s seat - it will be because Democrats worked even harder to elect Jim Webb.

Latest Boucher ad: “Veterans”

Monday, October 30th, 2006

Here is the latest television ad from Congressman Rick Boucher:




Included in this ad are a couple of Veterans from right here in Dickenson County!

Virginia Blog Carnival

Monday, October 30th, 2006
The Halloween edition of the VBC is now online.

Jim Webb on Iraq

Monday, October 30th, 2006

I will never understand this. Here is Webb's quote on what his plan is for Iraq.

"I can't sit here as a candidate . . . and give a specific formula." Link

How about Winning Jim? Sen Allen says there is only one option in Iraq. Victory.

Senator Warner praised Allen, saying ""For twenty-three of the twenty-eight years I've served in the Senate, George and I have been strong, working partners," Senator Warner said. "Virginians know that he is a strong and effective advocate for our military men and women."

Sen Warner and Sen Allen have voted together over 90% of the time. We cant risk having Jim Webb voting with his liberal friends Kerry, Kennedy, and Clinton. We need the man Sen Warner endorsed. I believe this why the Veterans of Foreign Wars endorsed Sen Allen. You can read more about this here .

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Podcast endorsements

Monday, October 30th, 2006
The Bearing Drift crew (and then some) have made their endorsements in some of this year’s races…in podcast form. Good stuff, as always.

Trust, a casualty of modern life?

Monday, October 30th, 2006

Fall_reflectionLiving a life without trust would be a huge challenge.  I don't think even the most wired and connected individual can survive without trusting a few real people. 

Still finding a real person to trust is a lot harder now that families are scattered around the world.  I've never thought of trust as a national trend, but Sebastian Mallaby's article, "The Decline Of Trust," in today's  Washington Post makes some interesting points about the decline of trust in today society, in both business and government.

And the absence of trust can feed on itself. Leaders function under stifling oversight; this causes them to perform sluggishly, so trust continues to stagnate. But occasionally there is a chance to escape this trap: A shock causes trust to rise, leaders have a chance to lead and there's an opportunity to boost trust still further.

We've recently had a double opportunity. The boom of the 1990s boosted trust in business; the 2001 terrorist attacks boosted trust in government. But CEOs and politicians abused these gifts with scandals and incompetence. Such is the cost of corporate malfeasance and the Iraq war: Precious social capital is destroyed by leaders' avarice and hubris.

I often found it strange that my former employer, Apple Computer, would bring in high level management people from outside the company and trust their opinion far more than employees who had been working for the company.    I don't know if the  steadily declining trust that Apple showed it employees is mirrored at other companies, but I am sure that the lack of trust hindered productivity in Apple field teams.

Mallaby also talks about the Internet encouraging "acerbic negativity."  On the one hand Mallaby might be right if you let yourself listen to only certain parts of the Internet.

However, I would make the argument that new communication techniques arising from the Internet actually encourage building new webs of trust.  While there are parts of the Internet, like anncoulter.com, that I'll likely avoid, there are lots of other communities where I can find kindred spirits.

As someone who doesn't like large government, but believes that if we are going to have government it should be good government, there aren't any political parties locally where I really feel at home.  Yet through contact established from my Internet presences, I've met a number of people with similar beliefs.

Most of us who regularly post have communities of readers who have self selected to the point that  our audience cares about many of the same things that we do.  I trust  the opinions of many of my regular blog friends more than I do any politician.  I value their opinions as highly as I do some well known pundits.

So while Sebastian Mallaby might be right to indict part of the modern world, there are many on line communities where modern technologies are driving new levels of trust and cooperation.  Besides blogs, you cannot  discount the social changes happening through instant messaging and on line communities.

Technology hasn't created a virtual southern village yet, but I have a confidence in new ways of communicating that will bring us closer together rather than drive us farther apart. 

I don't believe we'll end up a nation of people listening only to their individual iPods or screaming at the rest of the world from our blogs.

Trust, a casualty of modern life?

Monday, October 30th, 2006

Fall_reflectionLiving a life without trust would be a huge challenge.  I don't think even the most wired and connected individual can survive without trusting a few real people. 

Still finding a real person to trust is a lot harder now that families are scattered around the world.  I've never thought of trust as a national trend, but Sebastian Mallaby's article, "The Decline Of Trust," in today's  Washington Post makes some interesting points about the decline of trust in today society, in both business and government.

And the absence of trust can feed on itself. Leaders function under stifling oversight; this causes them to perform sluggishly, so trust continues to stagnate. But occasionally there is a chance to escape this trap: A shock causes trust to rise, leaders have a chance to lead and there's an opportunity to boost trust still further.

We've recently had a double opportunity. The boom of the 1990s boosted trust in business; the 2001 terrorist attacks boosted trust in government. But CEOs and politicians abused these gifts with scandals and incompetence. Such is the cost of corporate malfeasance and the Iraq war: Precious social capital is destroyed by leaders' avarice and hubris.

I often found it strange that my former employer, Apple Computer, would bring in high level management people from outside the company and trust their opinion far more than employees who had been working for the company.    I don't know if the  steadily declining trust that Apple showed it employees is mirrored at other companies, but I am sure that the lack of trust hindered productivity in Apple field teams.

Mallaby also talks about the Internet encouraging "acerbic negativity."  On the one hand Mallaby might be right if you let yourself listen to only certain parts of the Internet.

However, I would make the argument that new communication techniques arising from the Internet actually encourage building new webs of trust.  While there are parts of the Internet, like anncoulter.com, that I'll likely avoid, there are lots of other communities where I can find kindred spirits.

As someone who doesn't like large government, but believes that if we are going to have government it should be good government, there aren't any political parties locally where I really feel at home.  Yet through contact established from my Internet presences, I've met a number of people with similar beliefs.

Most of us who regularly post have communities of readers who have self selected to the point that  our audience cares about many of the same things that we do.  I trust  the opinions of many of my regular blog friends more than I do any politician.  I value their opinions as highly as I do some well known pundits.

So while Sebastian Mallaby might be right to indict part of the modern world, there are many on line communities where modern technologies are driving new levels of trust and cooperation.  Besides blogs, you cannot  discount the social changes happening through instant messaging and on line communities.

Technology hasn't created a virtual southern village yet, but I have a confidence in new ways of communicating that will bring us closer together rather than drive us farther apart. 

I don't believe we'll end up a nation of people listening only to their individual iPods or screaming at the rest of the world from our blogs.

Trust, a casualty of modern life?

Monday, October 30th, 2006

Fall_reflectionLiving a life without trust would be a huge challenge.  I don't think even the most wired and connected individual can survive without trusting a few real people. 

Still finding a real person to trust is a lot harder now that families are scattered around the world.  I've never thought of trust as a national trend, but Sebastian Mallaby's article, "The Decline Of Trust," in today's  Washington Post makes some interesting points about the decline of trust in today society, in both business and government.

And the absence of trust can feed on itself. Leaders function under stifling oversight; this causes them to perform sluggishly, so trust continues to stagnate. But occasionally there is a chance to escape this trap: A shock causes trust to rise, leaders have a chance to lead and there's an opportunity to boost trust still further.

We've recently had a double opportunity. The boom of the 1990s boosted trust in business; the 2001 terrorist attacks boosted trust in government. But CEOs and politicians abused these gifts with scandals and incompetence. Such is the cost of corporate malfeasance and the Iraq war: Precious social capital is destroyed by leaders' avarice and hubris.

I often found it strange that my former employer, Apple Computer, would bring in high level management people from outside the company and trust their opinion far more than employees who had been working for the company.    I don't know if the  steadily declining trust that Apple showed it employees is mirrored at other companies, but I am sure that the lack of trust hindered productivity in Apple field teams.

Mallaby also talks about the Internet encouraging "acerbic negativity."  On the one hand Mallaby might be right if you let yourself listen to only certain parts of the Internet.

However, I would make the argument that new communication techniques arising from the Internet actually encourage building new webs of trust.  While there are parts of the Internet, like anncoulter.com, that I'll likely avoid, there are lots of other communities where I can find kindred spirits.

As someone who doesn't like large government, but believes that if we are going to have government it should be good government, there aren't any political parties locally where I really feel at home.  Yet through contact established from my Internet presences, I've met a number of people with similar beliefs.

Most of us who regularly post have communities of readers who have self selected to the point that  our audience cares about many of the same things that we do.  I trust  the opinions of many of my regular blog friends more than I do any politician.  I value their opinions as highly as I do some well known pundits.

So while Sebastian Mallaby might be right to indict part of the modern world, there are many on line communities where modern technologies are driving new levels of trust and cooperation.  Besides blogs, you cannot  discount the social changes happening through instant messaging and on line communities.

Technology hasn't created a virtual southern village yet, but I have a confidence in new ways of communicating that will bring us closer together rather than drive us farther apart. 

I don't believe we'll end up a nation of people listening only to their individual iPods or screaming at the rest of the world from our blogs.

It is hard to be me sometimes.

Monday, October 30th, 2006
Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night.
Steve Almond

Where to start?

First, I had my first lesson without Spirit.  Do you ever get the feeling you are being set up?  Like, "oh lets get a horse to throw Deana because we want her first fall to be here so we can get her right back on."  "Let's make her fall in a controlled environment."

I get a Palomino named "Sandman" ....right off I think Metallica.  I don't want to ride the kind of horse that Metallica would sing about.   But I'm a brave girl.  The horse spooks when I pop my gum.  What is that?  I could play a bongo of Spirit's head.  Then in the middle of a mud hole after he has watched a tractor go up the road I barely, barely touch his side and he goes off in a spin.   But I tell ya what...Old Rollie stayed on.   Set up didn't work.  Of course they blamed it all on me....that the horse was used for 6 year olds and I OVER played him...I barely rested my heel on him.  I don't use my feet to steer.  And besides a 6 year old's feet wouldn't be down where mine was anyway, would they?

Fun and games:   We had our friends over for games Saturday night in a spooky environment and our first (and last) hand of Uno lasted over an hour and a half....that has to be a record.  We took a break.  Finally Toonces (hyperactive person that he is) folded his cards in and pretty much forced me to do the same so we could move on.  Suzy finally took the gold...and won a dollar she could frame.

I know I will sound paranoid but I was set up that night too.  Toonces convinced me that we would play better apart for Scene It movie edition and I believed him.  But he joined forces with Hollywood who is also really, really smart.   To make a long story short the first game they beat the tar out of us but were behind on the second.    I pretty much stayed behind but a lot of that was because my partner was asleep most of the game.  And I had more than enough "Alien secretions".  So I wasn't at my best.

I didn't mind being behind but I can't stand to be made fun of.  Rollie is a pretty easy target to piss off.  And Toonces started calling me a Cub.  Or something about the Cubs (ball team) never being able to win.  I didn't even know what he was talking about...I was thinking little bear cub.  Anyway he got on my nerves.  I hate braggers and whiners and he was both...."Why does the buzz card mean I lose my turn?...I think you cheat."  "Maybe you shouldn't put the smartest people together"  blah, blah, blah.    Soon my temper reared and folks were grabbing their coats to go home.   It was all good by the time I went to bed but I have decided not to shave for a month for payback!

Okay my Doctor's visit is next and I understand that not everyone is interested in any of this so I certainly don't expect you to have to read this section.  You go have a Happy Halloween.  This is just for my close friends and family that are going to hear it anyway.   Some already have.  But if you want to read it, be my guest.

Bedside manner:    My Doctor's appointment Friday?  oh please.  You know the old joke about going to the Doctor tall and skinny and leaving short and fat....well it can happen.  When I got home Friday night Toonces asked how it went.

"Well, I'm short, fat, blind in one eye and my cholesterol is too high.  How's that?"

My 15/15 has gone to 15/20 to 20/20 and now (even thought I thought retiring would save my eyes) now I have 20/25. 

I weighed 3 more pounds than I thought I would but I guess that is vacation.

But the worst thing....THEY SHRUNK ME.  I have lost over an inch of height.  I am only 40 years old...where could it go?  When did they start measuring you at the office anyway....is it because I am 40?

Nurse..."Let's see you are 5'6 and 1/4"."  I laugh.  Me: "No, I am over 5'7".."

"No you are not."  "Yes I am, in fact 2 years ago when I was doing Pilates I measured again because I thought I had shrunk and was below 5'7 1/2" and I was going to stretch back out to 5' 7 3/4".  I have always been tall....you guys can trick up my weight to make me feel bad but I am not giving on my height."

We head to the room...me fussing all the way down the hall.  Half blind from the eye test.  "Well what?  All of a sudden I have Osteoporosis?  What happened to that inch huh?"  "I knew my jeans were longer when I bought them but I thought it was the super tall girl trend."

Inside she can't get my blood pressure...she tells me to quit chattering so she can hear.  I tell her it is too low to get without the cuff.  It is always low....She tells me it is 100 over 86 with a 58 pulse. 

"My blood pressure cannot be 86 on the bottom.....my blood pressure is never high, you did it wrong...you need that cuff!"

nurse.."It is probably high because you have worked yourself into such a tizzy over your height!!!"  "What difference does it make?"

me  "Because I have always been tall....well until these Amazon girls started coming on...but for my day I am tall and hell now if you did my weight by the charts at this height and not the old one I guess my weight wouldn't look so good either!"

nurse:  "Lord honey you are a funny girl.  I hadn't had any like you.  You're the one that called wanting your cholesterol numbers before your visit aren't you?  (it was) I would've called you back but your message was so broken up I couldn't get the number."

Then I get my lab papers.

Crap my cholesterol is back to 238.  Last year it was 220.  My good was up to 65 but my LDL was up to 159.   Well my ratio is still good and maybe that binge night with the cats 2 days before my lab work while Toonces was in Richmond made it look worse.  The cats and I skipped lunch and dinner and watched movies until around 1:30am eating Dove dark chocolates, apple slices and Lay's Baked Potato chips cheddar flavor. ( And the bottle of wine I knocked out during those 5 hours so that I had to get some sleep)   

My red blood cell count was low......I need to take B12....My heart was stronger than ever (the running and not smoking I'm sure)  .........same old, same old.  I am a super healthy 40 year old in spite of Mitral valve prolapse....my heart murmur.    I am as healthy as a horse....only now a short horse...like Spirit.

My Allegra has run its course....my allergies were too stirred up so the Doc thinks I have been on it too long and am now on a nasal allergy medicine....but I get to keep taking the Allegra because my sinuses would go crazy without it.....but I must ween.......

Doc himself:   the Doctor himself retakes my blood pressure as it couldn't be 86 and sure enough it is 98 over 62.  Normal for me....(when it dips to 50s I just get so tired I can barely move).

He gets so tickled over my height issue that he takes me back into the hall himself to measure me.

Dr "How do you know you were that tall to begin with?"

Me "Dr. G I was measured for my drivers license in gym at 16 and was 5 7"...I did pageants and some modeling in my early 20s I was measured all the time.  I was always right at 5'8"....they actually fudged me to 5'8"   for my paperwork.   I was always tall.  I noticed the other day at a convenience store their height chart and thought they must have it too high because I was too close to 5'7".......I've shrunk."

Dr. "You couldn't have shrunk an inch and a half."  "Is there a history of osteoporosis in the women in your family?"

me: "Why do you think I have osteoporosis?"

we went on to some other reasons...from birth control shots to the fact that originally I was really really thin and maybe I squished myself down.  Oh awful.

Anyway he takes me back out and I was 5'6 3/4".  He showed me several times so I didn't think he was just making me feel better.   I still shrunk an inch.  My world as I know it is over.   

He told me to get back into Pilates and stick with it.  Oh don't worry, I will.

Maybe my neck is the culprit.....maybe it is stubbed up.

Saturday night I wore heels!  The heels are coming back out of the closet!!!

Rollie_one_1

Roanoke City Employee Benefits Survey

Monday, October 30th, 2006
Do you like your benefits? Would you like to give your input on your benefits? Have you complained about your benefits? Fill out the Roanoke City Employee Benefits Survey Click to go directly to the site The deadline is tomorrow Tell everyone in your station and all of your coworkers pass the word along.

Virginia Blog Carnival

Monday, October 30th, 2006

The Halloween Edition of the VBC is up at Monstrosity . Go on over to Trick or Treat!

I will be hosting next week. I will have a post about that later in the week

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Virginia Blog Carnival

Monday, October 30th, 2006

The Halloween Edition of the VBC is up at Monstrosity . Go on over to Trick or Treat!

I will be hosting next week. I will have a post about that later in the week

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This is a strategy?

Monday, October 30th, 2006

The Republican Senatorial Committee has a new radio advertisement attacking Harold Ford Jr. In it, an announcer entices listeners to order the new Harold Ford Jr. action figure - complete with highly flexible spine. Then, the voice goes on to say that truth and values are optional.

The spot is sort of clever in the vein of humor prefered by 7th grade boys. Perhaps it will play well with the demographic that listens to talk radio. However, it certainly didn’t make me want to vote for Bob Corker.

Seriously, do these sorts of ads - the stupid or the blatantly false, like the “Shaky” ad that’s on television now - sway anyone who isn’t already a hard-core party-line voter? I cannot imagine that moderates, independents or swing voters would be motivated by this banal stuff. Question is: Can the Republicans hold onto power without the moderates in their party, the independents or swing voters, or the conservative Democrats?

- Andrea Hopkins

Monday, October 30th, 2006

Wolverton Mountain


This is a sad song, aye...  A really sad song. We learned it for our set tonight... Ya know, we give and all we ask you to do is take. This is a historical number... There's a tip bowl by the door... Thank ya very much.

Can somebody give me an E?  An E. Okay, thank you Elroy, hold up just half a sec, my G string's gone out on me... again... okay then, okie dokie, here we go.

Uh... Oh wait... Sorry... run down and get your dobro out of the minivan, Chester... Can't play the dang song without a dobro...

This is gonna take a lot of you folks back. Heh, heh, some of you younger uns, it's gonna take you back fore you was even a gleam in your daddy's eye. This goes all the way back to 1992... Heh, heh... Shucks man, that's a little joke; we're talkin bout 1962. It was the very first hit for a gentleman by the name of  Clyde King, and I think it could well've been his only hit, couldda been. Song by the name of Wolverton Mountain. And it's a real sad tune, and we're proud to be playing it for you here tonight at ElJay's... Uh-one, two, three, four...

They say don't go on Wolverton Mountain,
If you're looking for a wife.
'Cause Clifton Clowers has a pretty young daughter,
he's mighty handy with a gun and a knife.
come on vamp behind me boys...

Now that was a pretty serious warning back there in 1962. I mean the Ruskies, they had the A-bomb, but most of us... most of us was more afraid of a man who was pretty handy with a gun and a knife. Some of y'all might be thinking that Clifton Clowers is a one heck of a funny name, but I'll just bet you would never say that sorta thing to his face. He was a proud man, a good man, a man who protected his pretty young daughter.

 Her tender lips are sweeter than honey
 And Wolverton Mountain protects her there.
 The bears and birds tell Clifton Clowers
 If a stranger should wander there.
bout time for a dobro solo, Chester...

Now it's right about here that this song starts weirding me out just a little bit. I mean, this ain't some fictional place we're talking about, no sir, this takes place right upstream in Conway County, Arkansas. This Clowers joker apparently had his pretty little thing locked up on top of a mountain and the bears and the birds were helping him out. Birds, that I can believe just the tiniest little bit, but I'm tellin ya hoss, the bears would sooner take a bite out of your ass than to help ya out.

All of my dreams are on Wolverton Mountain.
I want his daughter for my wife.
I'll take my chances and climb that mountain
Though Clilfton Clowers, he may take my life
take it down, fellas

Now wait a second here. Old Clifton might have been pretty good with a gun and a knife, but I think that Clyde is just a little bit on the paranoid side with the kind of observations he's making about old Mister Clowers. Tell you a few things. Clifton was a World War I veteran and a member of the Mountain View Baptist Church where he was a deacon for several years.

I got my own opinion... Something tells me that this one hit wonder, the effeminately named Clyde King, somethin tells me he was a tad lightweight it the balls department. Nancy boy, ya know what I mean? And something else is botherin me. I'm thinking, what with Clifton being born in... in 1891, for Christ sakes,  just how young was that pretty young daughter by the time Clyde layed eyes on her, anyhow?

Ah, these old songs. they really make you think. Allright, let's take it home, boys...

I'm going up on Wolverton Mountain,
It's too lonely down here below.
It's just not right to hide his daughter
From the one who loves her so.
Her tender lips are sweeter than honey
And Wolverton Mountain protects her there.
The bears and birds tell Clifton Clowers
If a stranger should wander there.
But I don't care about Clifton Clowers,
I'm gonna climb up on his mountain,
I'm gonna take the girl I love.
I don't care about Clifton Clowers,
I'm gonna climb up on his mountain,
I'm gonna take the girl I love.

Thank you. Thank you. God dangit, I just learned the chords, that did come out pretty good. Thank you. Whoo, boy, that's one weird song there.... Weird ass song. I think that one's out of our repertoire, that's the direction I'm leaning toward. Whole thing just gives me the shudders...

© 2004, mark hoback

Have I mentioned I hate Internet Explorer lately?

Monday, October 30th, 2006

IE6 is giving me fits today. Something that seems to have been included in an automatic update last week is causing IE6 to fail on a site that I work on. Pages not loading, forms not loading, freezing up after loading, a whole list of problems. Driving me nuts. It only effects IE6, and not every computer seems to be effected. No idea what’s going on here. If I don’t see a solution soon, something is going out a window.

Sidenote: If you’re less than 150 lbs., and would in some way fit out of a 2′ x 3′ window, you might not want to walk into my office right now.

“Firefighting in Roanoke”

Monday, October 30th, 2006
I am about to show you something, but don't get too excited just yet. Check out what Powell's bookstore has for sale. Amazon has it for sale and Amazon (Canadian) also has it for sale. However, these sales are for preorder. The book still won't be available until December 11th. I haven't even gotten my advanced copy yet. As a matter of fact, I haven't even heard from them in a while. Obviously

“Firefighting in Roanoke”

Monday, October 30th, 2006
I am about to show you something, but don't get too excited just yet. Check out what Powell's bookstore has for sale. Amazon has it for sale and Amazon (Canadian) also has it for sale. However, these sales are for preorder. The book still won't be available until December 11th. I haven't even gotten my advanced copy yet. As a matter of fact, I haven't even heard from them in a while. Obviously

Some people might say…

Monday, October 30th, 2006
Reminder, Union meeting tonight at 7pm. Enjoy, and thanks to the guys at 3A for telling me about this hilarious video. I give you Fireman Ross.