Archive for the ‘Dumb stuff’ Category

Caption Contest winner

Tuesday, October 3rd, 2006
Here’s the picture: And here’s the winner: After Tony Blair retired, the British Labour Party went down the sewer. Comment by Ron Honorable Mention: What happened when George Carlin decided the comedy thing was not working out. Comment by Steve She’s not as fast as the General Lee, Beau, but she’s a lot better on gas. Comment by William Jackson Rep. Foley lands on [...]

“Dizzying intellect”

Monday, October 2nd, 2006
Jeff Emanuel: “As always, we are awed by the truly dizzying intellect (and eloquence) of Senator Kennedy.”

Obese?

Monday, October 2nd, 2006
Did you know that Eagles quarterback Donovan McNabb is obese? It’s true, according to your federal government.

Weekend Caption Contest

Friday, September 29th, 2006
Time for another Weekend Caption Contest. Submit your best captions to this photo:

Caption Contest winner

Thursday, September 28th, 2006
Sorry it took so long to post the winner of last week’s Caption Contest. Here’s the picture: The winner: Hey, girls. Did I ever tell you I was in Vietnam? Comment by Tugboat Phil Honorable mention entries: “Why yes, Miss Lohan, I’ll be glad to have a drink with you.” Comment by Not Jay Katzen “FRANK THE TANK” “FRANK THE TANK” Comment [...]

Breaking News!

Wednesday, September 27th, 2006
James Young has a big scoop on an upcoming page one headline in the Washington Post. Heh. For what it’s worth, I keep hearing that the WaPo may really have an interesting story tomorrow. We’ll see.

Weekend Caption Contest

Friday, September 22nd, 2006
Let’s have another Caption Contest. Here is this week’s photo: Submit your best captions below.

“I will not soon forget”

Thursday, September 21st, 2006
Ward blames President Bush and Senator Allen.

The Webbie Circle

Thursday, September 21st, 2006
Ouch.

Dumb criminals

Wednesday, September 20th, 2006
In the latest installment, we see how far some people will go to pass a drug test…short of actually not taking drugs, of course.

Caption Contest winner

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006
Time to announce the winner of the most recent Caption Contest. Here’s the photo: Lots of great entries this week, but this one stood above the rest: Raising Kaine Contributors reaching for fresh material Comment by Darth Vader Switched Sides This week’s Honorable Mention entries: Bill Bolling’s new diet has some nasty side effects. Comment by yeehaw “Hey, that one looks [...]

Democrats out of gas?

Tuesday, September 19th, 2006
Funny photo from the Denbigh Day Parade this past Saturday. Guess the Dems have run out of gas: (I saw this happen to an Ohio Republican candidate in April’s Opening Day Parade in Cincinnati.)

Weekend Caption Contest

Friday, September 15th, 2006
Time once again for the Weekend Caption Contest. Here’s this week’s photo: Submit your best captions below, and try to keep them reasonably clean.

The best card trick in the world

Wednesday, September 13th, 2006
I don’t know if it’s the best or not, but it’s pretty cool. Perhaps I’m easily amused (what are those shiny things?), but I’m always amazed by these card tricks. Heck, I’m a sucker for magicians. Occasionally, I catch Criss Angel’s magic program on television, and I come away astounded every time. That [...]

Caption Contest winner

Wednesday, September 13th, 2006
Time to announce the winner of last weekend’s Caption Contest. Here’s the photo: This week’s winner: Paparazzi swarmed upon learning the latest Martinsville Jingle Contest winner had been chosen. Comment by NotHavingWillVehrsBaby Honorable mention entries: MANHANDS!!! Comment by William Jackson The Hillary Clinton Dress for Success fashion line debut Comment by Bwana

Weekend Caption Contest

Friday, September 8th, 2006
Okay, we skipped a week, so let’s get back to business. Here’s this week’s photo: Submit your funniest captions below.

Labor pains

Thursday, September 7th, 2006
I’m a big Steelers fan, but my wife would kill me if I tried to pull a stunt like this one: A woman from Upper St. Clair owes a big thanks to two of her neighbors today. Beth Gardner’s neighbors helped deliver her baby on the Parkway West. State police got a call around 9:30 p.m. last night [...]

Caption Contest winner

Friday, September 1st, 2006
I know, I’m late posting this winner…and I didn’t even post a Caption Contest today! Sorry, been out of town and trying to catch up with things since I returned. So here’s the picture: This week’s winner: Here, take a picture of my friend Harry. He’s a 7 foot tall rabbit! Go on, Harry! Comment by Interested Observer Honorable [...]

Afraid of pickles

Saturday, August 26th, 2006
This can’t be real. Can it?

Weekend Caption Contest

Friday, August 25th, 2006
Submit your best captions to this picture: