Your Finest at Their Finest: 15 Best Arresting Police Comments!
The following 15 Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country.
#15 “Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They’ll stretch after you wear them a while.”
# 14 “If you take your hands off the car, I’ll make your birth certificate a worthless document.”
#13 “If you run, you’ll only go to jail tired.”
Make sure to read them all.
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“Jeeeeeesuus! It smells like a whorehouse in here!” There’s a police officer standing in the doorway of my office with a stack of papers for me to sign. He’s right, my office does stink out loud.
Well worth reading the whole thing. I’m read it ten minutes ago and I’m still laughing.
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I don’t really trust a sane person. - Lyle Alzado
The worst thing about Europe is that you can’t go out in the middle of the night and get a Slurpee. - Tellis Frank
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My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind. - Albert Einstein
If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer? - Steven Wright
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Some humorous quotes from American humorist Evan Esar (1899-1995).
America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a professional athlete earns in a whole week.
Character is what you have left when you’ve lost everything you can lose.
You can’t do anything about the length of your life, but you can do something about its width and depth.
And my favorite:
Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once.
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Dr. Seuss Quotes - The Quotations Page
Adults are just obsolete children and the hell with them. - Dr. Seuss
Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don’t matter and those who matter don’t mind. - Dr. Seuss
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